Hee Haw

My mom took took the kids to Hee Haw farms
last Saturday. They had so much fun in the corn maze and kissing pigs. Yup, that's right. I said KISSING PIGS. Apparently, they were all chosen (in their individual age brackets) to compete against other kids chasing, catching and kissing pigs. The beauty of this story is: once Averie caught her pig and was holding it, trying to turn it around for smooches, it responded by emptying it's bowels all down her front. I guess as a natural defense mechanism,it works well, because she dropped that pooping pig as fast as she could and it ran happily to safety. Averie, on the other hand, was stuck wearing pig pooped on pants for the rest of the day. On a happier note, Brock won his division, Corbin did well in his, and Ave was given a free baby pumpkin to make up for the naughty porker.